That's called the "Go West, Young Man"

I read that as ankle cleavage and now I want that to be a thing.

I'm only here to see why Night at the Roxbury was described as "near-cult-status", only to find "near-cult-status" now apparently means "shit".

How's that going?

Check this out: Valley Lodge is a band, and Google is a brand. They just changed one letter!

Oh fish!

Tony Shalhoub's lunch order in The Man Who Wasn't There gets me drooling: "Three eggs, poached for two minutes, strip steak medium rare, flapjacks, potatoes, tomato juice, and plenty of hot coffee. And bring me a fruit cocktail while I wait."

Bruce has his mother.

Netflix has a terrible quality transfer. It's worth finding a decent DVD copy.

Call Friedberg and Seltzer, stat!

Can I interest you in a Wet Willy?

Billy Corgan's new album has gone through so many permutations. First, he reimagined the whole album as an interactive social-media experience, but those are the dumbest words anyone has ever heard. So then he realized it was actually more of a floating art installation, but that didn't feel right either. He thought,…