Dang that pictured whale has been through some life. I'm imagining he's the whale version of this:

Here are some reasons to be on skid row at night: buy drugs. End of list.

The huge backlash to all this just seems childish and short-sighted. I'm not sure why, but I expected better from Notch.

There's always a silver lining...

For all its production values, the writing on Diablo 3 was atrocious.

Am I the only one who's palms sweated while watching this? Holy fuck!

Question is, will it tank?

This is what the side of the wall would look like if I did that...

Oh golly, maybe this year gamers will grow up a little bit and realize that the imagined wrongdoings of a company that makes video games aren't even remotely in the same league as the actual 'bad companies' out there.

Or maybe they'll continue to do exactly what they've always done and be loud-mouthed children because…

Investors rarely get their money back from failed projects. That's one of the risks of investing.

Clearly here is a person without family members or a significant other. As for the game, I never implied someone was forcing me to buy it.

inb4

Yes, and I'm the sort of person who goes for a meal. I'm not sure if I'm talking about games or food at this point. The main point is, this seems like very little game for $20-$30.

I'm sorry but you why complain about first-day video game prices? You're not forced to buy all games day 1. If you buy all your games delayed by a couple of months you easily spend less than half.

Runs in PC browser, still better then Watchdogs graphics on PS4/Xbox One.

Kids today

Wait, so I'm the only one here who doesn't like to listen to music on his phone, because of the (massive) extra battery usage?

I see what you did there Pono.

Haha! Like night and day!

...wait that's exactly how it is.