I can tell a lot of things beyond the fact you don’t like sports.

Eye tipped this post on mis iPhone and it turded oot jus fin.

You don't, you lick them until your tongue becomes raw and that's when you take a break.

Yeah, can you believe solid sugar doesn't melt smoothly and peacefully when put in direct contact with 1000 degree metal? What fools we've been.

1-7 I 100% agree with. Number 8 I don't fully see eye to eye with because at the end of the day, women can have sexual empowerment, there are entire sections of the feminist movement that talk about having control over your sexuality and that it is powerful. The idea that we could have that as a reality in life and in…

I was circumcised in my 20s due to a precancerous lesion. Needless to say I was both petrified and despondent because of this misinformation that without foreskin, my penis would become the sensual equivalent of my big toe. Having now been on both sides of the fence, I am one of the few who can call bullshit on guys…

This article is a stark relief to the video I am editing right now about opioid abuse; starting with prescription pills to this college age person's OD death in less than 6 months. I'm not here to judge, just to add a subtle reminder that "dabbling" in drugs can get out of control fast. This isn't the first video…

I'm AMAZED at this new "you don't need to shower every day" fad. I don't care whether the science was fake or not, I'm going to be clean:

I want to speak on behalf of everyone and thank advertisers for saving us from the funk. It's their greatest achievement.

I searched for the Phorm case on Google, and the first link I saw (underneath the "news" links at the top) was for the adware company. If someone wanted to know where to buy the case, that's what they would do - use Google (or Bing or Yahoo or...)

Phorm? What a terrible name. Did they not Google it first?

If binge-watching is unhealthy simply because it's binge-(something), then why don't they consider binge-working (8 hours straight, 5 days in a row) unhealthy as well?

You're wrong.

Others are from Alabama.

So you're saying this ladle will.... Cause a stir?

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

She says she doesn't know this relative, and $25 in today's money is about $250. So if some relative I'd never met asked me for $250 for a flippant cause, I might troll the crap out of them too.

This was essentially my grandfather when I took out a $1200 loan from him for my first car. Had to pay it back in payments of $100 a month at 6% quarterly interest.

Treadmill: COME ON DOWN!!

I suppose the could just block all posting of photos and make every tweet require approval by admins before it gets displayed to anyone. That seems to be a really effective way to prevent the less than 1% of negative traffic on your site... *stares sarcastically*