I’m embarrassed to admit that after I saw the movie, I went out and bought an F-35 Lightning II. My wife was pissed to say the least.

There’s a huge difference between trying to find vulnerabilities in firmware and optimizing a DB script to run .00001 seconds faster. No idea what the guy expected he’d be able to add besides sucking off daddy Elon.

“Wow! If I had a nickel for every time I attacked a loved one while I was possessed by evil, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice. Right?”

Maybe he could inhabit the corpse of a recently deceased person and he and Diana could blithely parade it in front of the person’s loved ones. But it’s okay! Let’s have another fashion show, tee hee!

Oh boy I was really looking forward to the conclusion of the Wonder Woman is hopelessly in love with (dead) Steve Trevor character arc.

This whole thing sounds like a version of “You can’t fire me! I quit!”

didn’t understand the character, didn’t understand character arcs

I mean no offense to Patty here, but if WW84 was any indication of the direction you wanted to take things, well... I have to say that, for once, I’m siding with the WB brass on this one.

It has been stated multiple times, but WWE84 has such bizarre views on women and female relationships.

I mean, she knew him for like a week, totally makes sense that she’d pine for him (no pun intended) for the next 7+ decades. Even Rose moved on after she kicked Jack off that door in Titanic.

So like a typical session of D&D.

The more Hannah Waddingham talked, the more I wanted her to join the cast, and the more I realized she was definitely going to die. And then when maybe I thought Elora was getting a fearless gay mute sidekick, Ann was cut down in a scene that genuinely shocked me.

I’m loving the huge amount of people pissing and moaning about the Princess talking like a modern American, when none of them had any issue with her father doing it in the movie.

Maybe money and fame is worth a “grind” to you. But it isn’t to most people, and maybe Trevor is beginning to think it wasn't worth it. 

He did get saddled with the 2016-2020 years, which lasted about five centuries. I don’t blame him for not wanting to deal with another Trump candidacy where the satire is real and there’s nothing you can say to mock it that won’t eventually come out of a Republican’s mouth.

She’ll convince people she can knit and make a fortune on bespoke scarves that she’s actually buying from Nordstrom Rack. 

Yeah, especially in an article about how she’s being sent to jail for 11 years precisely for not inventing the product she claimed to invent. 

Calling her an "inventor" is being very generous.