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I think everyone has this thought run through their head but

Can someone explain to me why this guy keeps getting money to make anything?

Wario fucks

I can bake Discworld’s dwarf bread.

Did you just all lives matter Candyman? lol

I’m going to defend Vine here - the people on Vine (the “watermelown” guy and the voiceover kid come to mind) made videos for the fun of it. It was an activity people did with their friends, and to make people laugh!

I started with Tumblr, and I’ll die with Tumblr.

I played this game extensively, then immediately played Phoenix Wright: Justice for All afterwards.

I distinctly recall a dream from almost 13+ years ago, now, where I was on trial for murder and Phoenix was my attorney. All I recall was the trial going very badly, and Phoenix dropped his head into his hands with

As long as you clearly don’t conflate it with the comic its based on, then yes it’s great.

Alphaville is such an amazing film. There’s literally a scene where an execution is performed by throwing a man in a pool, and female synchronized swimmers with knives jump in and cut him to pieces in unison.

It sucks because all the individual components of the new bathroom are sick. Love the shower, love the tub, love the sinks but together?  Yeeesh.  

*takes a deep breath*

I have had essentially this conversation with my receptionist. She’s 22 years old and has a very happy family life and is pursuing her degree at night, but she still gets very caught up in the office gossip and politics. As the hardened 40 year old, I explained to her that work is not her life. It is how she pays her

Office relationships are the worst. I’m dealing with a bunch of cliquey hags right now.

Not sure how you can exclude Planet of the Apes and Omega Man from this list. Both are Charlton Heston films that we’re remade into modern day blockbuster films. I Am Legend was Wil Smith’s last big hit. Leaving fans begging for him to return to the role, using the alternate ending.

I’m kind of with you on this, though I’ll admit it’s been a very long time since I saw the Stallone version. I was a huge fan of 2000AD as a kid (the comic that featured Judge Dredd), and remember being pleasantly surprised by the Stallone movie when I saw it at the cinema - I understood why we’d see his face, because

Hot take: Escape From L.A. is just fine. It’s no New York but it’s fun and different enough that I can enjoy it for the pulp that it is. 

One of the greatest displays of community spirit I’ve ever witnessed was on the L at rush hour. It was so crowded I could barely get my coffee mug to my face, but there was this woman hauling an obviously miserable six year old child who started to make little retching sounds, and someone else yelled “WE NEED A BAG

On the train, I started to smell something foul. I glanced towards the back where there was a young woman changing a poopy diaper. Not the greatest situation, but I shrugged it off.