Someone's been watching too much Glee.

This country is fucking going down the tubes.

The man who did this to Bill has blood on his hands.

@PorkStore: Really? I don't know, I worry that excessive worrying about what words might hurt people who we don't know is kind of patronizing.

@PorkStore: Guys, the article was clearly intended to mock this man.

I'm gonna eat a whole chocolate bar right now in honor of this guy.

That's what's behind the door to Room 101.

@Skanky Baggington: Aw, really? I totally have a thing for that guy.

This shit is just lazy. I'd say that you guys could do better, but at this point, I just don't believe it.

Oh god, this looks horrible.

Fucking make it illegal to not vaccinate your kids, already. Its not your god-given right to endanger other people's children. Or if you are going to be a dick about it, then you need to COMPLETELY SEGREGATE your children from society. Get your own school, your own church, your own playgrounds. Bubble-boy your kid, if…

@Astrodust: good catch.

Jesus Christ, I'm going to spend so much money on movies next year.

@NellMood: Sure it is. Just, instead of instantly killing someone with arsenic, you're trying to kill them over a number of decades by trying to trigger type 2 diabetes.

Natural explanation, my ass. Do like I'm doing and start stocking up on canned foods, duct tape, and Jesus chains.

@50 Foot Queenie: ;) Seriously? Its the first thing I thought of. Maybe its just the picture that brings out the Birchness inherent within.

@Pelirojita: No way, dude! Ask the kid, if your beloved already has them. They're the ones you really have to convince, not your soon-to-be spouse.

@50 Foot Queenie: Hi, Thora Birch!

@DaveKap: This is what's keeping me from embracing meat. (Lifelong vegetarian thinking about branching out into eating fauna, not just flora.) Its just so much work, compared to my usual routine of making stews and salads and curries to last me through the week.

@kookla: Ok, but you just called Morgan Freeman a jackoff. I think we might have to fight.