@shan164: Must. Obtain. This.

@buffythevampireplayer: Hearted for awesome quote and fucking awesome username.

Maybe she means "one of these", as in, she's a huge fangirl and actually doesn't know which one is the father. Because honestly? Respect.

@thethirdchimpanzee: Camelion Gigantus.

You used humor! I am offended.

@AristotlesCrab: Fuck that turkey.

Do we non-meat eaters have to fucking love the animals we don't eat? Isn't it enough to just not eat them? Isn't it still cool to say, "hey cow, just because I didn't eat you doesn't mean that I want to like, make out with you or anything. I like you, but I don't like like you."

@vamusical: Holy shit.

@Cimorene: Absolutely yes. 100% agree with you.

@Jessica Coen: Can't you just admit that this was a massive fail on your part and give a straight-up apology?

@Jenna Sauers: Glad to know there are some staffers who have their heads screwed on right.

@Alexander Ward: Torchwood got extended for another season, it really looks healthy. And no one should watch Heroes past season one. No one.

@andromedeia: Seriously? Where do you all go to college? I had very few female profs.

@mosaiclobster: Jezebel has NO accountability with their readers, completely unlike Gawker, which is able to take criticism, and address concerns from its readers about its publishing.

@Edman: Hero.

@rosie.the.riveter: The title of the article suggests a joke, but there's no disclaimer or anything. Whoever greenlit this should be put on leave.

@AgainWithFeeling: Yeah, what the fuck? What's with the distinction between consent and a decision?

What the fuck, Jezebel?

@Galvarez:

@Andy Neil: You really don't need to improve on what nature gave to Ryan Reynolds, Hollywood.