This is seriously still being published? Its like these people never even heard of Edward Said.

@Beaker of Hope: Hmmm. Will check it out! Thanks for the rec, I haven't really stepped into fanfiction since I was a teenager. Maybe I should give it another shot.

Um, this article completely glosses over the fact that most ff authors are TERRIBLE writers, and reading them is like watching someone murder your favorite literary heroes over and over again. And yeah, stuff about mpreg and insane pairings... what about the fans who want to avoid all that crazy shit?

Matt, girls liked you before you became the Doctor. Really, no, they did. Seriously. Don't you believe me?

Isn't there kind of an age difference between Leo and Carey? Aren't Daisy and Gatsby supposed to be around the same age?

@CodenameV: Yeah, I was also pretty shocked by the "fifth column" stuff. People were really that scared and irrational, huh?

@beaker: Promise me that when you finish watching the last movie, you're going to sit down and read all seven books. It will take two weeks to wolf 'em all down, and you'll be a better person by the end of it.

@beaker: .... Haven't read the books? YOU MUST READ THEM. So much better than the movies. So much better than the movies. So much better than the movies.

@WookieLifeDay: Don't know, if you wait about ten or fifteen years, people will have moved on from Harry Potter, and he'll be old enough to pull it off.

@Smeagol92055: My heart just skipped a beat, slightly. Hearted.

You'd be surprised at how many people (outside of the gawker network — we're relatively decent people) are taking the driver's side on this shit. If you value your sanity, don't read the comments on the relevant fark thread.

@bishop1j: Yeah, Eve Myles is terrible at emoting, she just goes so crazy overboard all the time. I really dislike Gwen's whole deal, I just can't deal with how dramatic she's played.

@A_Gracious_Plenty: Jesus that's depressing.

@cyphermagnum: Be careful, this is where privatization of space exploration will get you!

@gd01skorpius: By the time we actually get around to doing any of this, you'll probably be around the right age. Start studying your phsyics!

@Pope John Peeps II: brilliant. I'm sure at least one of those loner misfits is a scientific genius.

@agentgray: It ended well (all things considered) in The Water of Mars Doctor Who special.

Does anyone here seriously watch No Ordinary Family?

"At twenty-six, she remains fresh-faced, curious..."

That Ellen, such a homophobe.