@bookling: Throw him out, man. Six months, no rent? Freeloader.

@eazy_peazy: This is slightly OT, but omfg first season Carla is out of this world SMOKIN' hot. I mean, she's gorgeous throughout the show, but holy crap.

@SemiSpartan: Its sarcasm.

I watched Half Nelson the other night, and I don't think I've been more affected by a film in a long, long time.

@roodles: Interracial families can be a bitch. Hang in there, and don't try to attack your husband's mother with a fan like I did last night when my boyfriend and I had a fight over the British colonization of India last night. (He's white, I'm Indian, things can get raw.)

What's the problem here?? Osanka made Mel do it. Bitch probably tried to make pizza for breakfast.

That first clip is making me have involuntary snorts of fondness, you guys.

@Arsnof: I'd see it.

@Dr Emilio Lizardo: Agreed.

@Klebert L. Hall: In those poorer countries, people would choose to prolong their lives even if they would be unhealthy lives, if the institutional resources were available.

@FrankN.Stein: That should be on thisiswhyyourfat.com.

@Alex Winton: Er, just popping in to say that consent is kind of the linchpin here.

Hottie.

Oh my GOD I remember So You Want to be a Wizard. Great book, I thought when I was twelve. Chock full of YA sexual tension, if I remember correctly.

@pandaSmore: You're not missing anything, mate.

@magicwaffle: Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR IT WILL GET THE HOSE.

@rosie.the.riveter: After watching an SVU marathon, catching up on this season of Dexter, watching Silence of the Lambs, and reading the first two Lisbeth Salander books, I'm too scared to leave my house at night. I live in a big city. I don't want to get dragged into an alleyway or raped/held hostage by an insane…

@sofas.chairs: I was debating that myself like an hour ago.

I'm trying to write a paper and during my procrastination time I ended up fbook stalking a friend of mine who is a cancer survivor. One of her friends from the hospital didn't make it, and her funeral was the other day. I read her obituary, and now I can't stop crying. She was nineteen, and had a two year old…

@syneblue: Easier said than done, mate.