@Dex-Starr: Except A New Hope is like my favorite movie ever. It rules, and is in no way to be lumped in with the "first" two films.

@Dex-Starr: I agree with you, actually. I fervently dislike Return of the Jedi. Its just that he yells... at the end....

@Dex-Starr: Specifically: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo...!!111

@j.piatt: Dammit, I need to start paying more attention. To Futurama.

@Penny_Esq: Haha, no, I saw it online. I had to leave my computer, and I curled up into a little ball and my roommate had to hold me until I felt better.

@0kami: Well, yeah, but he's not lacking for anything.

@RaisinGirl.OfficeGirl is late to the debate: I hear that.

@anteup lost her pizazz: Um.

I saw the Human Centipede trailer yesterday.

My working theory is that the clerics were watching a SNL marathon and had an adverse reaction to Target Lady, and overreacted in an attempt to make sure that nobody so heinous would be allowed to work in Saudi Arabia.

What's the big deal? The man is well-hung. I'd give him a high-five if I wasn't worried I'd catch something.

@magnets: Brilliant.

@clearsight: Yeah, but when Rihanna was 20, she acted more mature than Taylor. When Beyonce was 20, she was more mature than Taylor Swift.

I'll watch it for the porn, not the other stuff.

Dumb it down for me. Is this what Nibbler poops?

Neither, he just realized it was a good opportunity for some publicity.

Ugh, you actually liked the digital short? I thought it sucked. I'm getting sick of Andy's shtick.

@ifes: Seriously? You're going to clutch your pearls over an ad campaign that Jezebel is only bringing attention to in order to critique?

@ifes: Seriously? You're going to clutch your pearls over an ad campaign that Jezebel is only bringing attention to in order to critique?

@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: BLASPHEMER!! *points*