Probably bullshit, but OH MY GOD I HOPE THEY'RE RIGHT!!!!!!!11

So what, they can't run Everybody Loves Raymond reruns there?

As long as our alien ambassador isn't this guy.

If its a choice between this shit and the "mail-order brides", I have to say, I prefer this. At least the ladies being imported into the United States are still within their social system. They aren't isolated, and therefore less vulnerable to abuse. There's also the added benefit of the fact that these assholes leave…

@rd2uk: GHD?

Does she deserve death?

@Daywalkers: Fucking hell, that is intense.

Justin Kirk? I AM THERE.

Martha Jones' sister can do no wrong. Stay away from John Simm!

When my dad came to pick me up from elementary school once, everyone thought he was my older brother. It was really funny for a long time in my house, because my dad looks so young.

@herbie: Santorum is the word for fecal matter mixed with semen. I really don't understand how giving something that already existed a name is so super offensive to you. Or are you of the opinion that any bareback anal sex = GIVING SOMEONE AIDS!!?

We're way ahead of you, Dan. At my house, its been Masturbate to Christine O'Donnell Day since we heard about her crazy ass.

The ends justify the means. America's children should have the absolute minimum amount of exposure to Katy Perry necessary.

The true nature of Eleven and Amy's relationship?

..... so does this mean that Jon Hamm isn't going to do porn any time soon?

@CarrerCrytharis: If Matt Smith looks like a horse, then I think I should start looking into having sex with horses.

I actually think he's prettier than she is. Kate, you milk that post-divorce rebound fling for all its worth; ladies around the world are impressed with the sexy beast you bagged.

I hope Lilo reads that Aaron Sorkin quote.

@ronniedobbs: I will do pretty much anything for money short of showing people my private parts. Nuances are lost on me as well, as my bank account has been completely empty for about a week.