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Did you tell them to go into internet settings and clear their “cookies”?

You’re talking about someone dating a guy thats living in his grandmas basement. Doesnt sound like he is exactly a catch so....

“You alright?”

God, I love these videos. Was very impatiently waiting for this one. What is wrong with me.

Yeah, his ears were holding them wrong.

Apple Watch does not require “higher or tighter” to track heart beats or steps. I wear it as a normal somewhat loose watch and tracks just fine.

Not true at all, just another one of the myths out there. I wear mine comfortably, and my wife wears hers practically flopping around on her wrist. The fitness functions work just fine.

I know this is pedantic, but it’s relevant: The original Apple Watch is not the same as the Series 1. The Series 1 has a dual-core processor that the original Watch (Series 0, if you want) did not.

The first generation Apple Watch isn’t called Series 1. Series 1 is a new device. First generation is discontinued.

I DO have kids and I read it the same way as you.

Being burned is horrible, especially a child, but to add “he’s now afraid of other devices!” Just rubs me wrong. I get that he is, but it’s so not important in relation to burns. It’s smacks of pre-lawsuit speak.

As sad as I am for the child getting hurt, Samsung issued a full recall last week and Its been ALL over the news for a week. At what point is it the parents fault that they let the kid play with an IED? Obviously its Samsungs fault that they released such a faulty device, but calling Samsung and expecting answers is a…

Since watching the keynote, I’ve been wanting to be upset that they’ve removed the 3.5mm jack. I’ve read today’s Apple jokes online and laughed in agreement. But then I asked my self how often I use any device’s 3.5mm jack.

The seal wasn’t trying to get away. He kept coming back to tell the dumbass to turn his phone to landscape.

Compromise. Save the seal, give them Portrait Mode Guy.

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