He doesn’t even have 53%. He got less than half the popular vote, and less still than Clinton, and only won through a quirk of the system. His approval rating has been south of 50% since the very first days of his term. The only time a number of 53% or higher comes into play is when we look at his DISapproval rating. S…

Can we get #okTrumper trending now please?

I’ll leave this here:

Or Johnny Rotten 

I hear it more a la Sgt. Schultz...

I loved that concert!!

And for the perfect Joey quote, “Now I wanna sniff some glue”

I WANT NOTHING

Yes.

it was his staff that clearly got it into his thick bull fucking skull that he needs to say very little, that he needs to say specifically what they tell him, and he needs to stfu and not say anymore.  This is pretty fucking unbelievable that he does NOT have the mental capacity to do this without notes.  This goddamn…

Needs to consult his notes to remember five sentences, three of which are the same sentence and two that don’t actually mean anything. Very stable genius indeed.

Can you imagine being so vain that you won’t wear glasses, so you can’t even see how orange you are, how large your ass is, how ridiculous your hair is, how small your hands are? FFS.

This is fucking awesome.

I know this comment isn’t related to any of the headlines in the post but I am truly sad that Deadspin is over. 

This post has been starred for its simple yet thorough summation of the event.  Bravo!

Yes, but it also plays into his “most attacked president in history” narrative and by Wednesday, he’ll be saying it was just a small group Democratic representatives and he heard they had paid some people off to boo him. Probably illegal immigrants taking those booing jobs away from real Americans who love him, but…

It definitely will. I think this is his first non-controlled public appearance since becoming President, likely to avoid this exact scenario. This will play 24/7 on CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News. Dude is gonna be pissed.

I hope so too, but I actually think he is completely incapable of processing or even believing anything negative about himself. By Wednesday, he’ll have convinced himself -- and all of his doublethinking followers -- that it never happened.

The “Veterans for Impeachment” signs behind home plate at the top of the fifth was also a nice touch.

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