My cat had one taste of pizza when she was small and still thinks every pizza is for her, even though the vet has put her on a strict no-pizza diet. 

Sounds like my two when I’m trying to eat cheese puffs. They will paw them out of my hands, stick their heads in the bag, etc.

HE’S BIG BONED

This is the only chart I trust what it comes to feline well being. That cat looks like A Fine Boi to me, maybe a He Chomnk....

Please pay no attention to the rantings of this nerd @UCDavis_Egghead.

“.....it includes a diagram for “feline body” conditions and puts little Cheeto on the obese end of the spectrum. “

Rosie choregraphed the Fly Girls.

“Dancing Like Rosie Perez is Harder Than it Looks” - Who looks at anything Rosie does and just thinks, “Yeah, I can do that”? The woman is a dynamo! (And is sorely missed on The View)

There is a surprisingly large group of people out there who believe the best way to beat Trump is to keep doing the exact thing that lost the election last time.

A good bartender is worth a thousand bottom feeding law clerks from the Heritage Foundation.

I don’t often say this about a politician, but the more I learn about her, the more I like Ocasio-Cortez. Seriously.

I do not care if he can’t be impeached because of the senate. I do not care about the ‘but what if it hurts our chances in 2020!?!?’ bullshit.

This is ridiculous. I’m not the biggest Beyoncé fan, but I don’t think old people are the best people to judge whose music is going to endure among the younger generation. Icons are built by the people who loved an artist while they’re young and then pass that love for that artist on to their children. And it seems…

Meh... I don’t like Beyoncé particularly but if she went to live on the top mountain and never said another word she’d be an icon. As proof when you typed “Beyonce” on my iPhone it auto corrected to Beyoncé. 

I didn’t realize Dionne Warwick joined the Night’s Watch.

It seems they tried each episode to “fix” things after the fact.

A: TO SCRATCH GHOST GHOST BEHIND HIS EAR. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS

So can Bran tell the future or not? Because he keeps insinuating that he can, but like... if he knew Daenerys was going to kill all of those people and he said nothing so he could be crowned King, why is no one calling him out on that?