Gendry is a bastard, so he doesn’t really have a claim. The only time that was really a thing was when a Targaryen king legitimized all his bastards on his death bed, leading to a large kerfuffle.

They should’ve done a gritty remake of Song of the South like 9 years ago, alongside your Maleficent’s and your Snow White and the Huntsmans.

I’ve seen the trailer at least 4 or 5 times at this point (the Marcus I go to seems to show every single trailer for any Christian movie that exists) and good gravy did the movie itself look even worse than what you read it’s about.

That was secretly Victarion Greyjoy, in the most dramatic character change from book-to-show yet.

I’m not quite sure they succeeded. Because no matter how many times I watched the Sandlot (which was a lot when I was a kid) I still couldn’t give two shits whenever it was time for me to leave my house and go play it.

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People have seen Zack Snyder’s Dawn of the Dead, you know.

Just once I’d like there to be a wedding episode of a sitcom where NOTHING goes wrong. There’s no awkward shenanigans, no “Oh the groom isn’t there yet because of some stupid thing” plot, no exes that appear, etc. There are still jokes to be made in those scenarios.

When he had to piss and just leaned off to the side rather than climb down?

That’s accurate to the books, since everyone points out how different they look because most of the Stark children look more like Catelyn than Ned.

New Mutants will never come out. Anya Taylor-Joy has more important shit to do than reshoot half that movie for 6 months.

They were taking loot from Highgarden back to King’s Landing, the journey for which is basically the ENTIRE CONTINENT FROM WEST TO EAST WHILE THERE ARE DRAGONS FLYING AROUND.

That’s why I unsubscribed from the ASOIAF subreddit. I couldn’t take anymore posts with titles like ‘GRRM is in NY, IS HE MEETING HIS PUBLISHERS?!?!?!”

Dorne still has potential to be cool in the books. Based on the sample chapters they’re starting to actually move that plot.

Yeah, the people countering complaints about the most recent seasons seem to be focusing on people calling out how the show “Moves too fast” and ask if we’d prefer to spend an entire season with Gendry running back to the Wall or something.

Here’s a bigger question that noone ever answered about Infinity War’s poster:

This is a bad example if you’ve only seen the show, which absolutely destroyed using Iron Fist as an example, BUT, Shang-Chi is such a capable fighter that the only reason Iron Fist can actually beat him is because of the Iron Fist power.

EVERY character in this movie should die.

I didn’t say he had a good time.

Not his entire life like it was implied for this movie. Don was raised on the farm first until his father died. Then they moved out east and he basically hit puberty in a whorehouse.