Shit! You better high-tail it, man! Miss Patty and Babette are lookin' for you, and they are pissed!

Somebody wake up Hicks…

"Where's Carl"… your characters name was Carl.

"found guilty" yah, right…

It just doesn't matter.

Okay at best… wasn't the same for me without Bottoms and the Bionic Woman. Houseman of course owned it.

THERE IS NO FALLOUT!!! EVERYONE IN STARS HOLLOW LOVES EACH OTHER DESPITE ALL THE QUAINT SQUABBLING!!! THIS IS ALL A HUGE MISUNDERSTANDING AND WILL BE SORTED!!! DON'T FUCK WITH ME LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!

Fuckabee is out, but they can still field a soccer team.

I have decided it's a bad thing that Mr. Rickman died.

Last millennium…

Embrace it! Meet you at the Chinese buffet. 4:30 sharp, I need to watch my blood sugar.

Apparently it makes your dick really hard.

My great, great, great grandfather…

Oh boy, what did the Refs do now?

Ya, I don't get it either… How can they even call it a sport? No ice, no skates… wtf?

Hitler?

As a descendant of Hicks, I here by declare that the AV Club cannot publish any content from myself. Now off to get the rights back to my New Years Eve pictures from Zuckerberg.

Lenny as Prospero… absolutely fucking perfect.

If I remember correctly a certain Danish fellow stopped those words.

Chief?