Poetic justice will be the Clinton victory speech: “Donald Trump: YOU’RE FIRED!”

Any man who wants to “wear the pants” shouldn’t be allowed into yours. ;-)

In my 20's a man broke up with me because he said he’d never be able to “wear the pants in our relationships. We’d always be equal.” He proceeded to tell me he’d discussed this with his paralegal and she’d agreed he should dump me. So he did, in a bar, by saying that shit to me.

The average guy usually makes me wish I were a lesbian.

True, and they’re not even connotations but the very definition. I have to remind myself of that because so many people use it in a positive way, and I understand why. I think it’s because it sounds like “striding”, so it makes people imagine a badass hero walking in and taking control.

+100 for commitment! +100 for being gorgeous

I’m arachnaphobia, thanks to a special effects makeup tutorial I found on YouTube!

Hope this guy inspires some people!

I have been outside a bar where somebody was being sexually assaulted as her friend cried for help, and maybe 10 people were ignoring them (including the bouncer who I confronted about it). I didn’t kick his ass or anything (though I was ready to try), but I made enough of a…

Ellie the Boston Terrier and Lilah the Springer Spaniel, both hard at work.

Happy Halloween, everybody!

I’m going to take a slightly different tack than other commenters’ (although my basic advice is going to wind up being close to ad infinitum’s) and say that I think *you* really need to learn a lot more about canine behavior. This is almost certainly not a dominance issue, and whatever caused it, you running after…

Penny!

The lovely penguin after she won the WWE championship

What a handsome boy! My Ruby would love to jump all over him and engage in some mutual face chewing.

Wow, I read the linked article, and I gotta say, what a bunch of crap. I take issue with it on a number of fronts: first and foremost, having children is not the only way that we can contribute to the future or to society, you miserable curmudgeon, and to insinuate that it is takes all the teeth out of your attempt to…

PUPPER PARTY

OK, first of all, excellent job digging into the issues at hand. Good work.

Very happy pup on a hike :)

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