For the first letter, why the ever living fuck can’t the LW’s fiance/fiancee tell the sister not to bring the kids? Like, on the phone. Why is it the LW’s job? Or, why not have a family friend tell her at the wedding, if she brings the kids, not to let her in?

Again. Shut up asshole.

Have two puppers. Bilbo Baggins and Precious.

I’ve been super bummed out about my weight. I stopped wearing make up and pretty clothes because I’m just not happy. I work out, I meet with a trainer and I eat healthy and I stopped drinking alcohol. I’m in grad school and want to look for an internship but they idea of having to wearing business attire for…

“Hey, Pickle. Hey, Bud! We’re going to run this house by Trump rules this week. Did all your chores? Want your allowance? Paying people for the work they do is for chumps. Why are you crying? Seriously, you’re going to stand there and cry? Wait until Twitter hears about this. Don’t I love you? No, because I only love…

Maybe Kim can pimp herself out to some mid-level foreign dignitary again for a few thousand. That should work. I can understand that need for a surrogate though: she doesn’t want to ruin that body that’s already been exploited from the inside out since she was twelve. Nope. Better keep that shit enviable so she can…

C’mon, that’s every other Housewife, ever. Tamra had it *in* for Gretchen when she first showed up. Half of Potomac calls Ashley variations of “girl” or “little girl”. For example.

I like Rebel, too!

Of course! He already has the buisness dresscode locked down. He looks like my other pup Luna (also part Lab, maybe terrier, maybe collie):

Orion is part pit, part lab, part who knows (but all good boy). Does he still get to join?

YESSSSSSS DOG PICS

Welp we may as well start the official Pittbull Party of America and srtated on campaining ;)

Fezzik is available to help, if need be.

We have a pit on our street. Her name is Jasmine and her eyes are seafoam green. She is a love and when she smiles....

Aww what a good pibble.

Seconded. Every pittie I’ve ever met has been a sweetheart and has a cute smile...

Aww, what a sweetie. Pits have the best smiles.

I expect a huge scandal involving interns and belly-rubs.

You’re seriously disgusting.

Seeing that Taylor Swift item got Car Seat Headrest’s “Drunk Drivers/Killer Whales” running through my head. Always a good thing.