Its been a long time coming. It always happens this way. Always. History after history. Time after time.

It would probably be made of actual flesh.

24 hours doesn’t seem like an alarmingly long time to stay inside. My neighbors would be calling the police on me during every Law & Order marathon

When I lied about a Thanksgiving play at my school in kindergarten and my parents made me a turkey costume for the play at the eleventh hour. My punishment was to wear the costume the entire day and there is video footage somewhere of a five-year-old me running around in said costume, my uncle “shooting” me, and me…

I never said a word about Johnny Depp or Amber Heard and unlike you, I don’t actually have a dog in that fight. I was relating my story about how sometimes those everybody else perceives as the nicest people in the world can still be abusive.

Appreciate your thoughts on this, I was wondering where I crossed the line here. Obviously you need training to practice psychology, but I always figured anyone with an interest is free to talk about it, provided you’re not dispensing advice. Unless there’s a taboo I violated in my response that I’m just ignorant of,…

I don’t mind this sort of thing when the person is aware that they are not a psychologist and that they are only spitballing. It’s miles better than people announcing, with absolute certainty, that someone the read about on the internet is “definitely a narcissist.”

Those people and the “it could always be worse” people are literally the worst. To OP: the dog that made me a dog person and showed me that even stereotypes about animals are ignorant and harmful (he’s a pitbull) is turning 10 this year. I look at his graying muzzle and can’t imagine what it will be like to not have…

I’m so sorry about your liver. :/ When is your next appointment? If the doctor didn’t urge you to come in ASAP, maybe it’s for damage-preventative purposes.

Consider fostering. They are SO SO SO grateful to not be in a kennel and it really helps them to be more chill and adoptable at adoption events. I fostered after my dog died and was wary thinking it was going to be depressing- instead it was both shocking and uplifting at how appreciative they were.

So I found one of their facebook profiles. Found what she wrote in her bio very interesting.

I wonder why you needed to distance yourself so much from what happened. Even your apology is in Latin rather than English. So I looked through your comment history and I see you aren’t a troll. I have high opinions of Jalop’s usually. They used our groupthink once when kinja broke. They were nice and progressive.

I have to admit that I thought “Do I really want to read this? I don’t want to deal with rape again today” I’m not a rape survivor but my sister is. She can’t skip a day and because she can’t neither can I. So I read everything.

It’s so frustrating to hear Kanye speak live like this precisely because of his rambling. He has a lot of great ideas, and great lines and thoughts (like the murders in Chicago) that he can seem to portray in his music, but can’t complete when put on the spot. It’s so disappointing because I always want to hear what…

I feel ya. I’ve been here since 2007 and have never gotten a star or followed or anything. I’ve more or less come to terms with it, but it’s still annoying.

Starred for many reasons but especially ‘horror toad’.

That situation had been thoroughly, thoroughly investigated up and down the line by New York social services in a 14-month investigation. It had been investigated by Yale and conclusions were clear and I have no interest in that whole situation.

As a Gawker reader I have the opposite response... it lives!!