Well, then, let’s put him in a cell with an “excitable kitten”. Like this one (here kitty kitty!):

That’s really sad. My parents are divorced but they are both still in touch with each other’s extended families and are invited to each other’s events, for example when my dad’s niece got married, my mum was invited. My dad’s younger brother told her “you might have divorced him but you didn’t divorce us and you’re…

My husband’s cousin is bringing his three kids AND his side piece whore to family dinner while his wife he left, who I consider a friend is left home alone. The family also expects me, an unabashed loudmouth to not talk a bunch of shit and hurl this alice-the-goon-looking turf with nothing to offer but but 100 daily…

The husband just released this statement. I’m just about in tears because he seems so genuinely NICE and in love with her:

Everyday I thank God for my small boobs, as they allow me to stand next to whomever I please.

Your pain and loss are completely valid, and your gender is not a qualifier for betrayal. You deserve/d a mom. I'm so sorry.

Thanks. I know I often come off as fairly brash, but the headline was sort of hurful to me.

How much of a person fail am I if this sounds kind of appealing? Because my mom is NOT THE ONE to go to for problems in my life.

I would not be with a partner of any gender who saw sexual activity as mandatory to a satisfactory relationship.

If that is what he based our relationship on he could have a lovely time wining about my bad attitude to his new girlfriend, while I paid for him to live in the style to which he has become accustomed.

Zing!

Hey guys. Sorry for the sad/maudlin post. But I’m feeling really down. I had to put my pup to sleep yesterday and it was one of the worst things I’ve ever experienced. I feel like there’s all these things I am “supposed” to feel - he had a long life, and I know I “should” feel grateful for the time we had, and I know…

At 33, I am contemplating moving back in with my mother for a year to save enough money to buy a house. I am letting go of the man is going to swoop in and save me plan and moving ahead with the plan to be a home owning adult on my own. With my mom. Weeeee living with your parents in your 30s, I feel so alive. Hey…

I’m just gonna take this opportunity to remind everyone to watch “United States of Tara.” So, so good. So much excellent Brie Larson-ing.

“Let me bring another innocent life into this world because clearly I’m doing a fabulous job at this whole parenting thing.”
:/

I’m sorry to hear that. I think we need more men teaching in the lower grades. It adds something having both women and men working with children instead of just women.

guns and men are the problem, we need to get rid of them

Anybody seen this awesomeness going around?

We just got a new dog! She’s 18 months old, and was pretty badly abused before we got her. She’s gonna take some patience, but I think it’ll be worth it in the long run.

I am SO HAPPY he found a new home!