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I’m 27. I have a calendar in my kitchen. I’m from the type of family that always had a calendar in the kitchen with all the family events, birthdays, appointments, etc on it. I grew up using planners because of after school activities/ volunteering/ babysitting, and my school system in middle school and high school

They’re not Muslims, you dumb fuck. India is almost 80% Hindu. You’re too stupid to even be a good bigot.

I Fuck Fat People

I remember the first time I became consciously aware of my fat attraction. I was sixteen, sitting on the couch with

Well you have miscalculated who the real whore is and it looks like it is you and your friend Bill Cosby (oh yeah and Damon Wayans ). That trifling crazy wife-cheater bitch Cosby was wagging his raping ass everywhere with a bag full of qualuudes. “Oh, feel sorry for me I’m lovable ol’ Cliff Huxtable and not a serial

“But if you don’t play your cards right, we won’t marry you!”

Dude, that’s the definition of playing my cards right. Nobody wants to be married to any of those guys.

I always find it hilarious that “Men Going Their Own Way” think women are angry about that. We don’t fucking care. Go. Go away.

I don’t have much for this, sorry. I’m not clear on the part about not getting up and walking out after the part about the live-in baby/baby-mama came up. Oh, and spelling the word “jipped” doesn’t make it any less offensive. Sorry.

Agreed. I had a guy on OKC ask me if I was “shy” I said “No” ...and automatically he starts asking me what I like in bed, I told him I wouldn’t have that convo with him and his response was “I thought you said you weren’t shy”

DO NOT go on a second date with this guy.

I just had to log in and say - I get what your saying and know you’re coming from a good place dude. Also I kind of agree, in that I don’t think anyone should alter their appearance to please others or cultural ideas of beauty because that shit’s wack; but also people are free to do what they want with their bodies

Seriously. This guy makes men who send unsolicited dick pics seem like Nicholas Sparks.

Look, let’s face it. Men are far too emotional to be trusted with the power of governing things.

That’s fine, Miss Piggy has obviously moved on.

She’s not wrong though.

She actually performed at the show which sort of makes this funnier.

Hate to say, but I’ve never found the Rabbit any good. The rubber rabbit-ears break off easily and are too gentle for me. The original “orgasm generator” if you ask me is the Magic Wand.