I know this sounds silly and crazy, but hear me out.

TRIUMPH = This Really Is Unreliable, Man, Please Help

“Basically turnkey” is the automotive equivalent of “more or less pregnant.”

With no supercharger and a lack of power, this Durango is more of a quiet riot.

(after i pour some out for the homies)

“Also, with straight-cut gears, you don’t need any synchronizers for the gears,”

My mother terrorised the roads and us with her “69 Toronado. Drum for the win.

I’ve heard that, in its day, Martin Brundle said that this had one of the best handling saloon car chassis anywhere in the world.

oh shit it’s an F40

I’m just going to assume the 10 people who’ve voted NP so far are bound and gagged in someone’s basement, and their vote is a desperate attempt to get someone to come and check on them.

Of course you do. Don’t you watch/listen to the truck commercials? What kind of man are you if you don’t own something with the capability of towing the Space Shuttle? Surely, our surly voiced ad man has convinced you of this.

Before or after Brexit?

And no CVT. CVT’s are like condoms, I do not use them.

Like a scene out of the Blues Brothers, but much more dainty.

French performance car, aftermarket tuned, plenty of unobtainium parts, and a restore candidate to boot. Shouldwe set the truckload of money on fire now? At least we would get warmth from the fire instead of intense seething hatred for this car a few months post purchase.

I don’t care what kind of car he’s selling, I wouldn’t give this shitstain a dime on principle.

Gleefully.