Jalopnik is a site about cars and the people that love them. The fucking President of the United States addresses a tweet to people who “like automobiles.” Those are cars. The tweet, again from the President, states things that cannot be proven as true regarding cars and car ownership by Americans. It’s hard to see…

No,  the C4 is Kourtney, the C5 is Kim, to each his own, I prefer Kourtney.

The ‘60s weren’t bad, either.

I drive an Envoy, my wife has an Acadia. Life is a daily "GM is shit." Article. 

BART to Millbrae, CalTrain from there to MV is an option that has existed for years. Your post kind of proves the argument the OP is making.

Nice hot take and literal reading skills. The implication is that these companies come on board being all “private industry can do shit so much better, just watch us!” – and even with HEAVILY subsidized rides they are still unable to turn a profit, all the while undercutting and dismantling previously available…

I was hooked after this line...

Fiat 500X? Doesn’t look like anything to me.

I’m uncertain about the joke in your last sentence.

Dealer: You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand. You come across a Saab 9-7x flipped over on its roof.

From the Bearcat ad:

$18k for a totaled Aston, what’s next $10k for a malaise era GM product?

That is a very specific reference.

In my dreams I am in Beijing with a Press Pass...

I see a whole Lada “n” “p” in that response.

I’m 37, grew up in the 80's and didn’t get internet until 1993 when I was 13, and before that I was super into cars and military vehicles/aircraft, and so there wasn’t a ton of info available about Russian cars at that time. Fast forward to today where I am slowly branching out to learn about more obscure vehicles,…

The correct price is right there on the license plate.

I just saw a flawless BRAT for sale for less than a third of this. And when I say flawless, I mean SoA should buy it and put it in the atrium of their HQ. It looked like it had just rolled off the lot.