It’s a giant Flip flop!!!

I was thinking Grand Theft Auto.

Seriously. A transmission falling out in the middle of the highway ranks a little more serious than “touch controls take a long time to respond.” I believe the severity of the issues might be taken into account on CR’s list, but if they’re going by a more straightforward “Problems in the first 30 days” count, those…

The backstory to this custom Camaro can be found on Jezebel with the title: “Evil boyfriend causes sweet young lady to get calluses on her hands from hammer”

*hear hear

Self: “Gah. Another anonymous potato-shaped SUV that’s just gonna spend most of its time in the drive-thru at Starbucks. Plus this one’s a BMW which means when it breaks, it will be a bitch to fix as well as prohibitively expensive. It would be rational to walk away.”

That exhaust overflow/doppler effect is one of the coolest noises I’ve heard in a long time. Sounds like some kind of futuristic ray gun firing.

“Eyvind, why did you only fly 45m off Colin’s Crest?”

They’re going to have an interesting time when they get this car to the IMS and discover it will only turn right.

Maybe. Were you in a Ford Probe?

Motorcycle equivalent of the A-10.

I hired in with Northrop in the late 1980's. First time I was in my manager’s office I noticed a 8"x10" picture frame on his wall. In that frame was a hand drawn whale that looked like a 10 year old kid drew it. Under the picture was written “The Whale.” No one thought to ask about it, we just all accepted it as a…

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Whom do I have to fellate on twitter to get a CarMax warranty on it?

It’s a waste of perfectly good racing fuel though...

Most surprising part of the headline.

Pretty fun way to instantly turn this into a Whatever-it-is-amino.

Nobody saw The Happening