You get a star for "claymoregate."

*watches the video* I don’t CARE about guys in suits lollygagging around with coffee, SHOW ME THE BLOODY CAR YOU DONKEY.

I have no idea what happened to the rest of my comment and now I don’t remember what it was.

This, along with the fake food in ads, is why I do

Enhance...Enhance...Enhance...JUST PRINT THE DAMN THING!

Right? My mom had one in a hardtop when I was...8? 9? Somewhere in there. I loved it because it was old, it was kind of funny looking, and I had never seen one before. It was a blast to ride around in. On the flipside, it was Barney purple and slightly embarrassing to 9-year-old-me to be dropped off at a friend's…

Stay classy, Bernie.

Well, now I'm picturing two blokes at a bar. The first one goes, "Hey, that's an A6!" and they other one crappie-flops on the floor, much to the surprise of everyone else.

Well, a man can dream, right?

While we're at it, can we get GM to ditch the square wheel wells on their pickups and SUVs? That drives me completely bananas. Round wheel, square well? Nuh uh.

You, sir, deserve all the stars.

Well, if you're just handing out puppies...

Well, I didn't see that opening line coming...

This is terrifyingly awesome.

Why would you say that?

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but this is watch is kind of expensive. That ticks me off.

My 2015 3.8 gets 19-20 combined. It’s bad. It also weighs ~4400 lbs which, you know, could be part of the problem. I can’t imagine what that 5.0 would get in the winter.

I have a 2015 (visually the same, I believe) and I’ve had heads turn when I drive by. This is probably has more to do with they can’t figure out what it is than it being a “good-looking” car (which I think it is.) Also, it looks a little like someone smooshed an Aston, an A6, and a Chrylser 200 together and called it…

I’m leasing a 2015 (I got a great deal) and it sounds like it’s the twin to Andrew’s car, just with the 3.8 V6 and AWD. The sticker was just a hair under $50k. KBB tells me that it’s supposedly worth ~$42k to a private party and ~$38k to a dealer. These values are inflated because I have 7700 miles on it and it looks…