Also, I don’t mean “stupid shirts” like I hated them. “Stupid” as in I wouldn’t wear them, but I’m glad he did.

Top Gear: The Red Car Diaries

This is exactly it. Not once did I ever tune in to TG (this version of it) because I wanted an honest-should-I-buy-this-car review. I wanted to see a caravan set on fire. I wanted to see Robin roll itself in to a canal. I wanted to see May’s stupid shirts.

Plz to be leaving my head now.

Right?! It’s clearly a blue car.

I’m more concerned about the fact that he seems to not want to wear pants to work.

Well, yeah, just not at dealership where I got it. I didn’t care enough to order another color because 1: I like this color and b: I’m giving it back in 2.5 years.

Please tell me you saw what’s written on the shifter knob?

To go a bit further, what’s under there that needs VENTING?

I’m surprised the guy didn’t come out with the machete and threaten the raccoons.

No. No, I wouldn’t. I can’t even think of something remotely witty to say.

The Pucker Factor on this is really, really high.

Gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie!

Neat house, but why is there a cinder block on the stairs?

Was it shot in a tornado? Good thing I didn’t have both earbuds in.

And the understatement of the day goes to...

This elicited a very hearty “HAH!” from me, so you get a star.

Also, my mind*

You seemed to have read my mine. I’m leasing a Genesis, so my initial reaction so this s90 was “Gimmie!”

I have a 2015 Hyundai Genesis that gives you the option of 3-, 5-, or 7- blink. You can also shut it off.