Exotic car owner here (Lotus Esprit). I can definitely relate to the different kinds of people who approach you on the streets of NYC.

Myth 5: Coffee is a diuretic. I have had people insist thet you’re better off drinking a glass of water after swallowing a caffeine pill. Somehow, that water counts, but the water in your cup of coffee does not.

People have died from drinking too much water.

Well, there’s always the water intoxication deaths. We had a national guard guy die at a program where we were repairing bridges and dirt roads/paths following a flood back in the late 80s from gorging on a few gallons of water. Granted they’re fairly rare...but it exists!

I’ve never heard an impression of Mickey Mouse doing an impression of Jerry Seinfeld.

Until now.

My life is complete.

Did you watch the video?

Boo on Frank Ocean. Did he ever get his AWD e30 monster built?

I’m just going to leave this picture of Miles Davis leaning against his Ferrari 275 GTB right here.

Several years ago I sold my all-original low-mileage CRX Si for a (then) shocking amount of money. I loved the car but ultimately I didn’t want to modify the mint seats to fit my tall frame. Using my brand of thinking, the next logical purchase should be a restored Volvo 140 many states away, purchased sight unseen.…

She needs to be fired.

It took ten separate trips to the DMV to register my Delorean. Ten.

Not necessarily the worst but funny. One time I was getting run through the wringer trying to register a car that was purchased out of state and had all kinds of paperwork issues. I kept getting sent to the wrong line and the wrong room and was at my breaking point. When I finally got to the point where I was getting…

Jay Kay. Because Kermit green La Ferrari is enough. Also he took it to Goodwood.

Adam Corrolla. He’s pretty funny and oh yeah he has some pretty sweet Datsun’s.

Chris Evans. There’s just something about an all white fleet of cars that are supposed to be red. And they’re gorgeous.

Nick Mason.

I’m sorry, but you’re full of it. Full disclosure: I own a F355 and am an independent exotic mechanic with decades of experience.

23mpg from a supercharged 5.0 V8? Doubtful. They claim 15city/19hwy. A 50% more fuel efficient diesel for $1500 makes it a winner so long as the price of diesel doesn't rise too much

This is how my dad got a Kona championship slot. Mom was pretty livid he spent money so he could spend more money to enter a race which, because my dad is an OCD old person, means he gets to spend more money by renting a house down there to train for two months.