OK, I get that was a douche bag move by the officer. But what the fuck was the deal with the camera person. He speeds up in traffic to get his footage, then almost takes out both the biker and the cop (when the cop makes his douche bag move) while laying on the horn in the process. Then proceeds to stalk the cop…

The post is sarcastic. Come on.

that's really sharp...I'd take one. I still really want a crew cab one of these though

True...but I've tried too many times to convince people away from AWD or convince them away from crossovers to a minivan. It's not worth the fight, and I've lost customers that way. I found it best to make suggestions within the parameters they want.

The ankle bracelet doesn't have that kind of range.

[shakes fist]

Sick burn there. Really, top work.

They'll be announcing a program where you can swap your Model S for a VW Jetta TDI and a beard trimming kit.

That name dropping paragraph was turrrible, but you do realize your biggest article each week is a blatant rip off of his mailbag, right? You mail that in as much as anything Simmons does.

...and on that bombshell, it's time to end!

In this weeks episode, Jeremy punches a stupid man, James doesn't do anything and Richard doesn't do anything either!

Meanwhile in other news; man buys a FJ Cruiser new for 30k. Goes everywhere the H1 can, faster, more comfortably, and has yet to see a shop for more than oil changes and mods.

But this is fun. H2's are boring.

You know how most manufacturer's will put out the odd "Lemon" here and there that doesn't work at all?

Except he sold his ownership in Top Gear to the BBC a couple of years ago, and if that sale contract didn't have provisions preventing him from doing another car show for at least a good long while, then the BBC's lawyers got their degrees off a cereal box.

I think more would agree that Top Gear without Clarkson would be a very very sad thing. He's the life of the Top Gear name. Only acceptable replacement would be Chris Harris.

Just fucking replace Topgear with Chris Harris on Cars already. Give the poor monkey enough money to buy his F12

For a while my mom drove us around in the American equivalent to this, a teal Cavalier wagon.

11. Don't forget to pack your mountain bike and body armor

Good tips, especially the "No Vacancy".