they've had three grenade launchers since 2001

They fly Blackberries in a Piper Cherokee.

Depends.

...and noted Veela Gwyneth Paltrow

I was hoping it would be a Kickstarter for a new stadium. The stretch goals include "clean bathrooms" and "reasonably priced food."

I live in Seoul and the subway already has many of these features (as do many subways in many other cities). While the NYC subway may be the best in the country it is a far cry from the best in the world.