This movie has everything. It’s like a Stefon description of a club. Deception, infidelity, bad wigs, a rotten dock, one of those country farm stands, a guy who likes like Pacey from Dawson’s Creek, but with tattoos, in an old striped truck...

That’s some brutal announcing, too. How does no one know that wasn’t a three-point play right away? Not the PBP guy, or the analyst, or anyone in the production truck telling them shit in the air?

Nailed it.

I’m getting a weird blonde Milla Jovovich in Zoolander

He has Michael Jackson skin on his wang.

I’m thinking Arby’s

Noah Galloway lost 2 limbs, Caitlyn only lost one. How is this result fair?

He could have taken her ANYWHERE and the result would have been the same.

Literally one of the stupidest things I’ve seen on Jezebel. And I’m not a Jez hater, either.

wellllllll... ironically there is one for sale in Atlanta currently. I can vouch for this thing being in good mechanical condition and looks nice as well. Black on tan, 130k miles, and it is a true 03 m sport with the m5 kit. Also, has had the timing chain guide fix.

yeah fuck him for saying something horrible about someone he is breaking up with!

I’ve been searching for an ‘03 M-Sport wagon forever... and this beauty just arrived Saturday from California to Atlanta. I totally lucked out... it is a ONE OWNER car and still has less than 100k miles with a clean Carfax. They had it listed at $10800 and let it go for $9600 to me. This is my second e39 wagon but…

The problem here is that she stole too much too fast. You gotta steal pennies, gurl. Nobody cares about pennies.

(can also apply to Rebel Wilson after the first movie)

I hate everybody and everything.

Hand down, (wo)man down

Hopefully Barkley. He's hanging out with Reggie fucking miller. Give him all the booze. And some pills.

Someone else this guy didn’t respect: the fan sitting directly behind him.

They definitely haven’t. Oh! And they aren’t any good.

you know, I'm hoping there's some kind of burnout from all the manufactured outrage gawker produces, and people start to think critically on situations like this.