Wow I had to give it a google. Thats fucking insane. My brain is exploding now.

If my drunk math is correct it’ll end two weeks before the new season of twd. Just enough time to get the surge urge back.

As much as I’d hope weed would solve that problem this man obviously has something going on. I’ve never seen someone getting wrecked who is “straight” and all of a sudden want to hook up with a dude. Also, ordering pizza, getting high, and fifa is a fantastic night.

I’m sure the driver wants to lose his job and never be employed again by ratting out his employer.

Dunking sensation? Guess the kids at the local high school are dunking GODS.

Wouldnt this be like a woman quitting birth control and not telling her husband? He’s still on the hook.

I remember years ago when i worked at pizza hut, had a salaried female manager only making around 30k a year and putting in 60+ hours a week. While being talked down to by a lot of the men workers/customers. She would of killed for a snarky comment every once and a while to have a decent job with respect.

Pointless. Stopping crazy by some 16 year old checking a bag? Because you can’t like, put a gun in your pants or jacket. Sounds like they found a good way to stop people from sneaking shit in. Money off tragedy yet again.

I should totally get a dui when being a good friend to my friends who are drunk singing like maniacs.

ARE YOU ME!?

woke up, turned tv on, he said this. wheres my beer?

This is one of those issues that I see both sides and just can’t figure out where I stand. Either way, making it public about your kids isn’t a good example.

Maybe she could make a good song first? good job, you made it to where little kids perform for old people.

We really need celebrity death match to come back.

Thank you. Waking up waiting to go on vacation jitters needed the laugh.

I don’t get how we can have so much power and can’t take these people out. It really boggles the mind in ways I never wanted.

Half a cig at most. Unless someone has a big bowl.

Should i get an article when a cop grabs my nuts when i’ve done nothing wrong? Shit i’d have a book by now.

Cry more, baby.

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