Because I like to live dangerously. That’s why.

FUN FACT: Due to religious-based dietary restrictrions, none of these athletes can eat Donald Trump.

“Things We Actually Like”

I probably had the cutest girlfriend in all of sixth grade.

I have found the answers to most of life’s important questions at the bottom of a bottle.

Thanks to showing the Sixers what a block looks like, they may forego tweeting him and try to sign him instead.