what, the Cheddar Bey Biscuits?

I paid 18 bucks for taco bell last week

Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.

I like this woman’s approach; if they want Big Government sticking its nose where it doesn’t belong, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander. If they’re gonna govern by Sharia, let’s be equally absurd and draconian for both sexes.

He’s making over $22,000,000 this year. He is Dwight Howard. I really can’t see an NBA GM giving up ~$22m worth of his own players to land Dwight Howard.

This is the only thing I can see happening because lmao:

WE ARE PHKD.

Nobody fucks with DeJesus.

I can’t remember exactly who it was or what blog post it was, but recently on Deadspin a writer wrote something along the lines of:

Thanks for the input, Molière.

The power outage at Camden Yards that postponed a game was intentionally done in order to keep Cal Ripken’s streak alive after Cal refused to play the afternoon he accidentally walked in on Kevin Costner having sex with his wife.

Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

Well, it should be no surprise considering all the wide-open uncontested looks they get. It’s not like they’ll draw a charge or anything.

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

White people who compare mild to moderate situations/annoyances to MLK’s struggle are the fucking worst.

No one does.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

am i the only one who’s surprised that this many people at a dirt race track have smart phones?

credit to @KarisaMaxwell

Nguyenie The Pooh