I have a harder time explaining Michael Jordan’s moves as owner Charlotte to my 7 year old than I do explaining homosexuality. He understands that it’s okay that a guy can be in love with a guy, he has no idea why Jordan chose Marvin Williams over Chris Paul and neither do I for that matter.

Some people, when they are deeply concerned, start to cry. I’d hate to see that.

Everything on there looks good. I think I’ll have the enchiladas.

Seems like an unfair advantage, given that Chimera had three heads.

Chris Christie said the same thing in his exit speech.

I think Haden needed some calm, USC has been a shit storm in recent years with the near death penalty sanctions, as well as the messy Kiffin/Sarkasian hirings and mid season firings. As a Trojan alumn, I like the hire. Now he just needs to get a new DC.

While fake Twitter accounts tickle the funny bone of some they're the Achilles heel of quick reporting journalists.

If “fourth-degree throwing of bodily fluids,” is spit, I don’t want to know what first degree is.