Just when the world looks its darkest, I can at least smile knowing that every day I will learn of a new derogatory euphemism for Darth Cheeto.

And today, that euphemism is Dolt 45.

He’s Puerto Rican, ie, an american citizen.

To be fair, I think that the “Economic Disaster” that Trump was referencing had little to do with corporate returns and the increased value of capital, but rather the declining value of labor in the market and the out-of-control growth of income inequality and employment insecurity. Not that Trump would use those…

This should really set the standard for any more boat takes this season. Any article should contain a minimum of five puns about boats, sailing, etc.

.... haven’t pulled this one out in a while, but; Dear Mr. Lasner and Dear Husband of Mr. Lasner,

It did seem a little odd that he didn’t at least have the sense to jump out of his car and furiously sweep the path with his curling broom.

I still haven’t wrapped my head around Mike Dunleavy still being in the NBA.

Then explain all the murder in the documentary I saw about John Wick.