Or... just to fuck with them... say you have a scheduling conflict, but you’re available at 3am. 

“...Oh, hey, Dan, yeah, it’s Jay...my dog’s really REALLY sick man!  I’ve gotta get him to the vet.  I’m free on January 10th - let’s get together then, OK?...”

He doesn’t sleep as much as rest in a coffin when the blinding sun is up.

Christian Bale based his performance in American Psycho on Tom Cruise, specifically his “intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes.”

Nothing screams “keep politics out of sports” like whining to the president about your sports book.

He’s hinted at retirement and I think he’s lost his abilities. He’ll have 4 good games a year, play 14 total, but have some really really bad ones too. I think Eli and Ben are the next QBs to retire. 

About $10 million of that $70 million was guaranteed. So it was a bullshit contract. The Steelers are assholes.

And they went 12-1 that year. 

This is absolutely awful. I can’t even begin to imagine the fear and anxiety Courtney must be living with on a daily basis.

“Good” isn’t the best word.

What is the innocent explanation for those accounts? Some random person (or set of persons) just happens to be defending Colangelo, attacking people Colangelo would attack, and following accounts related to the University of Chicago basketball team? That three of the accounts Detrick did not initially ask the Sixers…

She’s just carrying on the family legacy of someone whose only talent is to be born to a wealthy and successful father, who is willing to help you skate through life even though you’re a complete yammering shitbag.