Ha! I'm from east Texas and if you exchange LSU for Texas A&M, that you've described a large portion of my high school graduating class. He thinks watching his own kids is "babysitting" and speaks extra loudly to native Spanish speakers. She drinks a lot of blush wine and has "Live, Laugh, Love" in at least three…

My boyfriend is from Boone, NC and this describes him perfectly. You left a dog out of uniform.

Yeah, thought about adding Carhartt overalls as we have a lot of that here (MT). As for inspiration: this type of bro usually looks up to the best relatively local athlete in their chosen outdoor activity. But not like "Olympic" skiers or boarders. Shane McConkey would have worked as well.

To uniform add Carhartt, otherwise pretty much spot on (at least here in SE VT/Berkshire area). Hold on — JP who? Bros here have a weird fixation on McConaughey (I know, I know...) or the local oxy dealer.

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