Considering she's orphaned, that WOULD be a surprise to her.

42. Mii Fighters

Freebased, more like.

You mean DSi's added "gimmick" of downloading games off the Nintendo eShop, having internal memory and SD card access to put said games on, and being able to use your DS as a camera, music player and several other useful things (such as animating tool with Flipnote Studio, music sequencer with Rytmik, and much more?)
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Wii U version not being out yet + not wanting to wait + not wanting to destroy their 3DS controls = the purpose of doing this

It makes all kinds of sense to call it Shinra. It's a CLOUD gaming service, after all. :P

As a Dutch person, I saw this coming from miles away, and am amused greatly.

I think the Wii U has a lot of potential to MAKE streaming fun, what with the gamepad's built-in microphone and facecam. Allow players to switch back and forth while streaming, and there you go. As for whether or not looking at random people streaming is fun, I guess that's all up to who's streaming and which game.…

Regarding the 4-player support, there actually are a number of good games, including Bomberman 2 and Gauntlet 2 — heck, imagine snapping up a Famicom copy of Nekketsu Kakutou Densetsu, it's the closest thing to Smash Bros on NES you're gonna find. =D

I know, it's $499, which is ridiculous, but then...with its looks, build quality and added features, it's also catering to a market which will probably be all over it.

It's basically if Apple made Famiclones.

And it doesn't even play SNES. It plays NES and Famicom (aka Japanese NES).

To be fair, it's easier to knock a desktop PC over than it is to knock over an entire desk. So yeah, an accident can happen to this PC-desk, as much as an accident could happen to, y'know, an actual PC.

When the husband showed up, the girlfriend let the man inside. Thompson, however, told him to leave. Allegedly, the estranged husband refused and started charging Thompson, who had ran to the bedroom.

Furthering the whole "Naughty Dog" connection...
Redesigned Knuckles basically looks like Crunch, from Crash Bandicoot.

I personally keep all the Pokémon I get through Wonder Trade, no matter if they're ones I already have — If nothing else, at least the extra ID's help my chances in the Daily Lotto in Lumiose city.