And this will definitely make the mockery stop. He should sing Killing Me Softly tonight just to make sure.

You know what really chaps my ass about this whole larger phenom of grown men who can’t handle it when they get called some stupid name? The fact that growing up, I was far from the popular kid and took EPIC levels of mockery, name calling, cussing, and every other form of verbal abuse from the whole goddamn school. E…

The best option now is to just get the whole thing removed and pretend it never happened.  Like she did with her recent engagement. 

She chose the name Kelleth Cuthbert.  A name that is impossible to say without sounding like you’re lisping.  Lordy. 

Saying shit like that is just easier than doing any actual work or governing.

If there’s a better way to cosplay as Gordon Gekko I’d like to hear it.

As a creative professional, I learned long ago to just stay away from magazines. The work can be cool and highly visible, but there always seems to be only about a 50/50 chance of ever getting paid. There seems to be a widespread idea in general, but that is really entrenched in the magazine world that we just LOVE…

It’s this.

They’ll all say some new, horrible thing and be BFFs again by the end of the week.  Who else do they have?  Nobody. 

Having grown up there, that particular musical is something you have in your life whether you want it or not. They are seriously into it. We were forced to sing the songs at so many school programs and assemblies. Oklahoma! is the state song even.

I know! It was the first song that immediately popped into my head.

This was literally me this morning when I read this news:

The same trash that is trolling you left a slime trail on my reply as well.  The dismiss button is so awesome.

May I just say that one of my proudest moments in my life was the day when out of nowhere, Naomi appeared and chose me out of all the people standing around on a smoke break to ask me for a light for her cigarette. And told me my outfit was cute. And it was.

That’s because so many people just throw out a contrarian reply because they have nothing else to contribute and don’t know how to have a productive discussion. I personally know people who NO MATTER WHAT THE TOPIC, have to present some alternative bullshit because they think that makes them look interesting and edgy.…

some in the Trump camp are hoping at least to prevent Rudy from making TV appearances because they’re worried he’s been drunk while representing the president on camera.

Jake Tapper along with Chris Cuomo, Chuck Todd and the majority of cable news “faces” journalist have “skin in the game.” They will happily allow any white supremacist on the air for ratings while chastising minorities for defending themselves or making the entire race responsible for fringe actors.

Yep. That whole performance was for an audience of one. One a side note, the one plus out of this whole thing, for me at least, is all of these “religious” assholes demonstrating unambiguously that despite all their words, they don’t really believe one word of any of it. So I’m glad to have that confirmed once and…

They did.  They thought they would post that and lie about what it said and hope nobody read it.