Cue all the imbeciles who won’t get the joke in the headline. I’ve already fallen for this shit. Put another W in the win column for the Warriors. Winning 112-95 against the Lakers still counts as a win Deadspin!

I haven’t played soccer competitively (or at all) since the early 2000s when I was in HS, and I would hop on a plane tonight and suit up to play for this man tomorrow without a second thought if the opportunity presented itself. That’s how cool and infectious he is.

Can I fuck the goat non-stop 24/7 for a week or two and then be good for a few years?

If you want to write a story about how a convicted criminal is actually innocent, you need to provide actual evidence to support it. And you need to actually explain the evidence that led to the conviction. This piece basically said “Well his friends and family don’t think he did it and the victims were poor black…

I’m seeing double... twelve Oshies!

Find an ad-blocking extension for your browser. I don’t know how I lived without one for so long.

really no need to add “IMO”. It’s not as if readers are taking everything you say as fact. It’s kinda understood that as people are posting their opinions, that it’s well, like, their opinion, man.

GO ON.....

The dancing drives people insane. For that reason alone he should keep doing it.

right. but barry doesn’t care, he has a story to angle.

Ironic in what way? Because no one has even suggested Petchesky is a racist so far.

So NOW can we address the elephant in the room? That it is possible for a white man to dislike a black QB and have it NOT be about race?

but that doesn’t mean the Super Bowl wasn’t good, not if you appreciate work on both sides of the ball.

(jumps back) (attempts to use heat vision to blow up ball before it’s recovered)

i was half drunk when i saw this article and started exclaiming to my girlfriend that the SIXERS beat the WARRIORS and started making her watch the video and it wasn’t until we got all the way through the whole 2 minute thing that I realized how dumb I was.

What kind of Trump supporter uses Kristen ITC font for their phone?

Two words: Claudio Ranieri.

Hope he’s Lion! -The Detroit front office

I wish my body could do stuff other than attaching itself to a couch and using my feelers to slowly sift donut particles out of the air while watching Karl Anthony Towns powerbomb the rock through spacetime.