There’s a glaring absence of whiteness to the list of players Bumgarner has fought with: Puig, Jesus Guzman, Alex Guerrero, Jose Bautista, Adrian Beltre, Carlos Gomez and Delino Deshields. I’m sure his roots in the Appalachian foothills of rural North Carolina has nothing to do with it.

Thanks for stepping away from the gridiron for a few seconds to enlighten us, oh wise football sage. You fucking clown.

It’s absolutely ridiculous that nobody has called out Kaepernick on his false equivalencies towards the two major political candidates for president

Well thanks. I’m a lady Deadspinner, but I will accept honorary bro status for this discussion. I played and coached college volleyball for a long time. It’s the sport I know best.

What you’re seeing is the way that serving philosophy has evolved in the last few (10-15 years) in both the men’s and women’s game—although I would argue that it is more prominent in the men’s game. With the men, if you serve “easy” to get your serve in the court, the opposing team is going to crush the ball back at…

Hey I can answer this! The skyball serve, while mostly a novelty, does (in theory) accomplish a few things.

Man shut the fuck up

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

For all the people who need an explanation on why “All lives matter” is racist: It is a direct refutation of the Black Lives Matter protest movement, which is not claiming black supremacy, but instead an implicit acknowledgment that black lives (also) matter.

Honestly more than anything else US Soccer fans need to take a long break from indulging in the Hot Takes. At this point it seems like every game, hell, every pass we play, gets treated as a referendum on Jurgen Klinsmann, MLS, the state of youth development in America (which every US Soccer fan on the Internet…

Top Kinja, mate.

You don’t coast to a win after extra time.

Dear Representative Daniel,

KerrPow!!

Just how long would YOU put up with being all tied up?

Typical of soccer to have an important match decided in a shootout.

I don’t know what part of the country you live in...

“Miss high school”, as in you wished you could go back again, or “miss high school”, as in you’re so afraid of this happening to you - possibly again - that you can’t stand to be seen in your high school again?

Correction: He shot 10 of 28 from the foul line in last year’s finals, and 37 of 71 from the field.

Burneko: Get fucked, John Kasich.