Would prefer to have been rickrolled

Windshields aren’t the only place that Elon can’t get rid of grimes.

That was fairly unique and unparalleled, though. Citroen wanted a monowiper on the XM to echo the CX’s but could never replicate the performance of the Mercedes mechanism so had to settle for standard wipers. Then again, you could always do the Seat thing and make a super thick A-pillar for them to park in:

Yep, them Chinese Donuts of Death are totally fine in the dry and it’s not their fault that bad US roads prevent from working to well in the wet. Chinese roads much better...

Is it still a Tuk Tuk if it doesn't make noise?

Couple of douche bags.  Obligatory: Fuck Florida.

Maybe, just maybe, if your country didn’t allow everyone - including this delusional kid - to wear a gun, shit like this wouldn’t happen. Without that gun on his hip, this probably ends with the kid getting some (well deserved) fines. Yeah, he was a fucking idiot, but that clearly isn’t yet a death penalty offence.

I live in an NSX down by in the river!

Did the poor VC guys get a chance to cash out first? Don’t want to hurt the job creators ability to.... Something.

It’s not like the Outback was lacking things that are ready and willing to kill people to begin with. 

<slaps bolt>

Yup that’s true, in the US it would have mutated a Lamprey like that one x-files episode, but in Australia? the natives species laugh in the face!

Alright, when does the 120 foot tall Kangaroo start ravaging Perth?

Joke’s on the capsule, it’s probably the -least- deadliest thing in Western Australia!

“According to authorities in Australia, the capsule was safely packed away on January 10.”

“A tiny capsule of death has fallen off the back of a truck somewhere in Western Australia, sparking a hunt to track it down.”

Okay Jalops, I say we pool our money to keep Borgward alive, once in control we can then build nothing but brown manual rear wheel drive station wagons!

God I wish

I don’t know what you are smoking saying most gas cars have 200 miles range...