Eli, sadly, was not invited

Army is kind of a joke, we know. I’m a 2010 grad who was a plebe at west point in 2006. This is my 10 year anniversary watching A/N as a cadet/officer. As Army ran out the clock, I started thinking of classmates I had that were killed in the past six years and I completely lost it. Started bawling. I hate hyperbole…

The real-life Frank Reynolds.

Sort of makes you ask yourself what that kind of stat is actually good for?

Sounds like she did it the Right Way.

If only there was some kind of convenient bed Murphy could have used.

“Our control”? You the bullpen catcher or something?

That’s the spirit! There’s always the next game!

How long have you been waiting on Deadspin for this to post?

I think that we all deserve an apology for that comment.

That dog probably takes more walks than any other dog in history.

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

Brian Anderson. Jon Mabry. Those two are definitely Guys I Remember.

“But break a leg anyway, fellas.”

“They’re not the best karaoke singers in baseball.”

Happy to say there is still a chance the Cardinals go 0-162

I have a pair of high top Doc Martens. . .

Next week from Giri: