My husband, or a member of his family, regularly: “Oh we haven’t seen *Tom Cruise film*. Shall I put it on?”

I think that’s a Wisconsin group

Leo Kitty and the Fingerbangs.

I do adore how much he loves animals. He’s pretty, and he puts his money where is kitten kissing mouth is. *le sigh*

Was Vag Badgers taken?

“Babe...baaaaaabe! Oscar’s crying....it’s your turn.”
“Leo.....it’s a fucking statue....”
“Shhh! You know he’s been having a hard time at school!”
“Because HE’S A STATUE!”

I imagine this Oscar is going to be the child Leo refuses to have with an actual woman.

Or just “The Douchebags.”

Lol after reading your comment all I can think about is Leo treating Oscar just like a person.

TMZ is desperate to make Patrick Schwarzenegger a thing. He should not be a thing.

The best part of the ‘Pussy Posse’ story? These dudes are marginally attractive at best. But, they’re rich & entitled, so yeah, they’re entirely empowered to pick up all the ‘pussy’ they couldn’t possibly get if they were working at CostCo.

Next week: Last Vegas

He is just too purrfect.

Hot men and cats.

Why do I suddenly want to rename my vagina after actors who have played werewolves?

OH LEO, YOU HAVE GROWN SO MUCH AS A PERSON.

That Lisa Rinna dirt was scintillating.