I’m not a playa I just crush a lot!! I’m starring every video posted in this thread. Also LOL at “from the motion picture Juwanna Mann”

I always find myself hoping fat joe is doing okay. He took big pun’s death so hard... THAT IS RIGHT, sometimes I find myself worrying about fat joe. THATS NOT WEIRD.

I think this is the first time I have ever seen someone other than me and my bestie refer to Michael Keaton as a “national treasure.” More people should do this. He should be on some list of historical sites or something.

I feel kinda bad for Leo. He finally got that damn thing but now he can’t even enjoy it without hearing “YOU THIRSTY SUCK, YOU SHOULDA WON FOR GILBERT GRAPE, THEY JUST FELT SORRY FOR YOU” in his head and watching a parade of memes when he tries to sleep.

Came across this Vine on Twitter — of Jenny Beavan making her way to the podium after winning Best Costume Design for Mad Max: Fury Road — and I must have watched it 10X over. No one was clapping, presumably because of the “horror” of a woman clearly not interested in glamming herself up. It’s infuriating but here’s…

Might be my fave moment of the night. Michael Keaton is a national treasure. Starring roles in back to back Best Picture winners yet he has none? This is not correct. Now that Leo has won, he is next in line for a grievance award.

I’m just [just, just, just] okay with Spotlight winning Best Picture: 1) it denied it going to Revenant, and 2) Michael Keaton’s literal Fuck Yeah Moment:

My husband and I waited until our wedding night (we were both virgins) because The Jesus and it was the Most. Awkward. Ever. 13 years later, we look at each other and ask, “What the hell did we do that for???” Putting that much pressure and importance on sex is SUCH a recipe for sexual dysfunction.

Who would cheer?

I’ve never understood people who believe that everything in the Bible is true and you should live your life by it. It’s literally impossible to do so because of all the contradictions.

Put Benadryl in his cereal on election day.

They should chase each other down with syringes full of VACCINES.

This is a good point. In fact, when are going to elect a Satanist president?

Carson. Halfway through the battle you notice him standing in the corner, his back to the action, tearing off pieces of the fan and eating them one by one, an expression of serene bemusement on his face.

Cool cool cool yeah it totally makes sense that famous people deserve to be badgered and harassed incessantly, I mean fuck them for wanting a reasonable degree of privacy am I right?

This comment made me crybarf.

He reminds me of Jean Ralphio.

And I feel WAY more guilty about candy before lunch than I do about any of the premarital sex I had.

It’s a very childish interpretation of god, no? If only she could see how infantilized she sounds, both in dealing with her sexuality and her idea of what god cares about. Sex is not candy before lunch, lady. And god is not your mom.