oh god it hurts

The number I of times I see comments like “omg daddy” on any male celebrity’s photos always makes me want to hurl.

Its bad grammer as well. Your not good at this.

No, it’s a typo AND bad grammar. It should still be you’re.

And of course, their daughter Pulda

He does not strike me as a man who pays much attention to women.

Well ass kicking is all that will be left once Obummer has taken everyone’s guns and had them melted down for rings for gay weddings and gynecological tool kits.

Lou Diamond Phillips ‘liked’ a comment I made about him still being hot after all these years. It not only made my day, it made my mother’s day. She bragged about it to her old-lady pals for a week.

I’m sure he feels he is being misunderestimated.

It’s not like most of us who traveled internationally during his brother’s term had to justify, oh, a multi-billion dollar unnecessary war that killed thousands. Even if I didn’t care about anything else he’s done, I’d be saying a sincere “Thanks, Obama,” for not having to have that uncomfortable conversation in…

Oh, there will be a lot of kissy pictures if it ever does!!!

No, that’s creepy af.

Kal Penn favorited one of mine about how he’s actually one of the cave people frat bros in Buffy. I’m looking forward to our multiple day Indian wedding.

I mean, the reason that all those Lifetime movies work is because when the girl falls for some super famous guy, it’s after we’ve established that she’s never been a fan of his for some various reason or another, and is only aware of his fame because her friend is a fan.

OHO, DAT FINGER, THO.

Both Aimee Man and Roseanne Cash have responded (positively) to my tweets. I didn’t know I coulda dated them.

Your joke is so spot on that it hurt my soul when I read it.

“yourq [sic] amazing”

God I wish twitter had been around in the 90s. JTT and I would have been so cute together.