Seriously—The National Enquirer is becoming that girl from school who can’t accept her glory days are behind her and keeps bombing your Facebook with book club invites and serious business opportunities that involve candles and jewelry.

Don’t limit yourself to the National Enquirer. There’s also the National Examiner, the National Insider, and the National Tattler. Not to mention Chronicle. The Tattler and The Chronicle are my absolute favorites, they’re much more seedy and boast headlines like; “I Watched a Mad Cat Eat My Father” and “Nude Girls Sit…

Plan for Tuesday January 19: Descend down rabbit hole of National Enquirer covers. All blame (or gratitude) for my absence can be placed on Xenu. Please notify my loved ones in the case of an extended disappearance.

They are definitely not required for me. Any guy who has an issue with a woman because she doesn’t wax? Get him on the table, wax his balls, rip the wax off, then listen to the sobbing while telling him, “Oh, honey, we have to! Remember, it just LOOKS better!”

“kama sutra zodiac black light posters”

Have never seen or heard of these before -yet seems like they could *totally* make a comeback.

She was supposed to play Blanche in Golden Girls. And Rue, who had played Vivian, a dim but sweet and naive character, on Maude, was supposed to be Rose. And they decided it would be more interesting to switch rather than be typecast.

The media doesn't mind when men age. Women aging means they're past their fuck-by date and should be ridiculed.

I find it hilarious that in this “OMG THEY ARE SO OLD WHY ARE THEY STILL ALIVE AND LOOK AT HOW OLD THEY ARE LOOK AT THEIR OLD FACES!” article they go for a quote from Dick van Dyke, who is every bit as old, and say nothing about his age or looks.

I’d still put money on Cloris Leachman hitting 100 and still being funnier than just about every sitcom actor on tv now.

True. That I have experienced many a time. I have a collection of unsolicited nudes. I’m going to start sending them in response to the new ones

Absolutely nothing stops men from sending nudes though.

1. I doubt he is being sent many nudes. If anything this tweet seems like a desperate solicitation for nudes.

That’s some ego you’ve got there, Snowden. FYI, I send nude pics to everyone on my Christmas card list.

I’m dating an FBI agent. I send my nudes to Snowden so they’ll see it. It keeps the fire alive.

Something something blow his whistle?

Yep. Fine, 1906 was a good while ago. 1969 on the other hand? That’s basically yesterday.

Unlike in modern times, the possessive form of “ladies” USED to have an apostrophe in 1914! The ensuing decades apparently rubbed the apostrophe off.

Duuuuude I went through some archives a few years back on turn-of-the-century college women and (A) it was amazing and (B) I was so struck but how few fucks they give about their callers in their diaries.

It’s stories like these that provide a stark reminder that we are actually infants in our journey to extend equal rights to all, or/and to even come to grips with the violent, vicious, immorality that defined and continues to define the human race.