Oh gosh Mrs. Pack sounds delightful. Just like my neighbor across the street...right down to the soap operas. When she went into the hospital, I would record it (Days of Our Lives—came on at 1 PM) come home and take notes, then go tell her all about it when I got to see her once a week.

Super Grover!!! I had a little golden book about him that I would read when being forced to sit on the potty.

See, I need to find a shrink like you. Someone which understands parenting issues from the get go. I feel like you’d be the type to really root out problems, given the way you’ve referred to your pain-rents in this thread!

This thread makes me *so* happy:

lol, the worst part is seeing people say “well there is no way congressional republicans can ignore this now...”

my feelings exactly. I remember when coach was basic leather goods with only a few monogram items, but they completely jumped ship and everything seemed so tacky.

as an avid friends fan who has seen the series many, many times, i must agree with you. Ross was utterly unbearable. he had a very holier than thou attitude and the rachel thing...ugh.

aaaaand cue the “make america great again!!!”ers accusing liberal media bias and brown people. idk how, but they’ll definitely work them in their infallible logic somehow

me and my vagina’s sentiments exactly.

Oh, totally. Shaking hands with Leslie with the right hand, high fiving the pieces of shit who do this with the left.

That would require a backbone and to not have an “abuse” team that's full of the same fucks that do this shit in their off time.

Fuck no, and I think the whole meeting with Jack thing is basically the same as a handshake photo op where he promises to change shit, gives a direct way to contact him, then changes that number or puts an out of office auto response up. Ain't shit gonna change.

It honestly doesn’t surprise me AT ALL that Twitter hardly did shit for Leslie. They don’t even follow their own goddamn abuse/harassment rules! They specifically state that avatars and headers with pornography are not allowed—they NEVER suspend the accounts that follow me with them. Ever! I have even had a guy send…

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Shit I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow, this is gonna be so fun to follow!!!

That was my first thought. well, second, I was too busy cackling at the truth coming out in such a shady way, but I know some states both parties have to be aware that a recording is taking place, while others only require one party of the conversation to know :/

I’m so glad that Mike Pence is *so* concerned about the sanctity of life. What a hero. It’s a shame he can’t use that tiny little pea brain of his to consider the QUALITY of life that a child with significant abnormalities would have. Or the burden it puts on the mother/parents to provide for them.

OH SHIT! What did mommy dearest have to say about that?! I would have paid to see that reaction first hand.

Not surprised by the words or the location, but my dear Dame...that *font*! Ghastly.

Where the fuck is James van der Beek when we need him!?