I HAVENT EVEN READ THIS YET BECAUSE HOLY SHIT HE LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE JOE FRANCIS IN THE TWITTER PIC IM DYING

MACARONI AND CHEESE?!? We gotta make this.

I will never doubt in your assessment of the situation again, Bobby. Swear.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!

Bless this post. The Lonely Island is on of my favorite groups ever. Even the ones that would be by normal definition completely stupid are hilarious because they have so much fun doing it!

Maybe I’m too close to deathfat to understand, but Ashley doesn’t look anywhere near a 35" waist??? Like nah she isn’t a 22" supermodel waif style, but if her waist is bigger than 30" (32 on a bloated day) I would be shocked

I think playboy had its biggest mainstream following during the Girls Next Door era of the 2000's. Holly, Bridget, and Kendra made it so much more personable and attractive to a new generation—it gave them a new target audience.

I was 13 when a 30 year old man asked me to join the mile high club. I was reading YM and J14 with my discman. He didn’t believe I was 13 because I had boobs, and rather large boobs at that, and in his own charming words, his “sister didn’t have those at that age!”

Teach me your ways. I want—nay, I NEED to become this sort of person

Okay, I agree with having to suck up the fact that flying sucks, but I was recently in a situation similar to 12A and I was beyond pissed off. I am not a small woman, but I respect the rules of the air and contain myself appropriately. I specifically do window or aisle for that reason—I can do my damned best to be out…

adding on to this list. smoke once a year most and i lost my shit watching the one that circulated through fb/twitter/tumblr a few days/weeks ago.

I have this whole glorious day dream in my head that somehow Wiz, Amber, Rob, Scott, Blac Chyna, Lamar, Kris Humphries, Ray J, alllllllllll of them are in cahoots to bring these people down.

I’m so sorry you're going through that, bb. My thoughts are with you.

I WANT THE ROB THING TO BE TRUE SOOOOOO MUCH OMG YASSSSSSSSSS

But it’s her fault for not being nicer to him and just going out with him, right?

Except that being paid for sex isn’t a free pass to do whatever you want? FSSW that is too rough may come with a higher price because you have to compensate for the days of work you lose needing to recuperate. The same way you set limits for condom/condomless sex, if you’ll do anal, etc.

I was just saying to a friend that LiLo had been way too quiet lately! And then she goes and blesses me with this. Praise be.

my boyfriend’s fam is nouveau riche and even THEY think this bitch is embarrassing. You know you're doing bad when the already tacky af people think you're tacky af

It's been 6 months—is there an update to report?!?

Ugh, this is awful. Yank the kids tray away for a shitty pb&j?!? Dick move.