Who the fuck likes a freeway/highway so much as to think she would want a proposal on it?!?

thought you were in heaven?!?!? You WERE in heaven!!!

the flawlessness of this response tho

Lol that was the charm...you really thought you were something wearing Tinkerbell....but it really did nothing (except for the polish)

man this hit me hard with nostalgia. my mom would haul me shopping with her at the mall (which seemed so far away then, but so close now...) under the stipulation that if I was good for the entire trip, we would make Uptons our last stop and I could pick one Tinkerbell product.

I used to stan for her until I read about her abandoning two kittens that she and her boyfriend at the time rescued. Girl bye.

You figured this out much younger than me, but at 27, I'm definitely on the same page with you

this has me so damn giddy I may have to bring it up to my dad over the holidays, the time of year when he receives either gift cards to Home Depot or gift cards to Cracker Barrel. I'll probably regret the inevitable few months of silent treatment BUTTT this is too good not to share.

Good on the Frisky, and excellently worded court of public opinion not court of law.

God, this truly did shock me. I absolutely believe her. I hope she is able to heal, especially with him being the golden boy of the porn world :/

This! I’m just so baffled at how you can even suggest that those are merely words of a bully!

I admit, I enjoy Khloé the most of all, and was kind of curious about this book.

So true. I was hoping for a big confrontation or something. I’m glad no one was hurt but what a weenie of a phone thief...

This disgusting piece of shit quite seriously makes my skin crawl

Okay, legit question: I love Kesha’s first two CDs. Love. A lot. I fully cop to having downloaded them, however, but now that I’m all grown up and buy my music, I would like to do the right thing & support her—but with all this shit going down with the lawsuit, would my money be going more to Dr. Luke? Is she seeing…

that’s not the douchecanoe lilo hired after shawn quit, is it?

I am so excited! I am almost certain I can do this!

The fact that he's a cop ALWAYS matters here, unfortunately.

PB&J? Tofurkey or light life sandwich? TLT?

and vegan?!?! I am not a capable cook at all but please tell me how! I feel like I really can't screw soup up too badly!